Blond Jokes
What do
you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Three
Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a
sign that said "Disneyland "Left", so they turned around and went home.
What do smart Blondes and
UFO's have in common?
You
always hear about them, but never see them.
Why did the Blonde
stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said
concentrate.
Why do
blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture
is being taken.
How can
you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Blondes dial
911?
They can't find the
11 on the phone!
How can you
tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out all
over the monitor.
A Blonde
and a brunette were walking outside, when the brunette said, "Oh look at the dead
bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
How do you drown a
Blonde?
Put a scratch
& sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why does it take longer
to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out
the head.
How do you get
a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her
ear.
Hear about the
blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to
realize she could play it at night.
How
do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her joke on
Wednesday.
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