Computer Joke
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument
about who managed
to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God
was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
God said, "Cool it. I am
going to set up a test that will run two
hours and I will judge who does the better job." So
down they sat at the keyboards and typed away.
They
moused away. They did spreadsheets, They wrote reports, They sent faxes, They sent out e-mail, They sent out e-mail with
attachments, They downloaded, They did some genealogy reports, They made cards, They did every known job.
But just a few
minutes before the two hours were up lightening flashed across the
sky. The thunder rolled and the rains came down hard. And
of course the electricity went off.
Satan was upset. He fumed
and fussed and he ranted and raved. All to no avail. The electricity
stayed off. But after a bit the rains stopped and the electricity came back on.
Satan screamed, "I lost it all when the
power went off. What am I going to do? What happened to Jesus'
work?" Jesus just sat and smiled. Again Satan asked about the work that
Jesus had done.
As Jesus turned his computer back
on the screen glowed and when he pushed "print," it was all there.
"How did he do it?" Satan asked. God smiled and said, "Jesus Saves."