A phone rings at FBI
headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is dis de FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm
calling to report my neighbor Thibodeaux!
He is
hiding marijuana in his firewood."
"This will be noted."
Next day, the
FBI goons come over to Thibodeaux's house.
They search the
shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood,
find no marijuana, swear at Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
"Hey, Thibodeaux! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did dey chop your
firewood?"
"Yes, yeah dey
did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to
call. I need my garden plowed."
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