Things To Think About

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What's another word for thesaurus?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

What is a "Free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at the carpeting?

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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